Thursday, May 13, 2010
Excuses Of A Teenage Girl
Me: Why did you get a C- on your math test?
Teen: Well, all my friends were in DC......
Teen: I can't go to bed at 11:00 PM - I have too much homework.
Me: You don't have too much homework - you were too busy watching You Tube
Teen: I only watched You Tube a little - I was on Facebook and then I watched 'The OC'
Me: What's the rule?
Teen: Homework first.
Me: So Why was it not done first?
Teen: I forgot....
Me: Why were you arguing with Joe ( a neighborhood boy)
Teen: I told him he was a fat jerk.
Me: Why would you say that?
Teen: He was bothering me and he said I had thunder thighs..
Me: Before or after you called him a fat jerk?
Me: Why is your drain clogged again?
Teen: I don't know.
Me: You need to stop putting toilet paper in the sink....
Teen: I don't do that anymore....
She was right...... it was her hair... ewwwww