Today my housekeeper came and boy does my house look nice.... The carpets are freshly vacuumed... the woodwork is gleaming.... the tile floors sparkling.... the kitchen... A HUGE MESS!!!! I call out to my girls - who made this mess??? I hear "not me".... "not me"...
My home has been invaded by the "Not Me" ghost.... seriously.... This ghost has been busy this week! Kool-aid on the counter tops.... dirty clothes in the living room... cookie crumbs on the couch.... and my all time favorite.. The "Not Me" does not flush the toilet....yucky poo poo.
So I am on a mission to rid my home of the "Not Me" ghost..... and I know just the two little women to help me..... you wanna guess who?
First of all, I had a post but I think I was supposed to put the verification word on it and I lost it. So you have a housekeeper? For real? Awesome! I have a guess as to who the "Not-Me" is in your house. I'm thinking it's the housekeeper. He/she probably wanted to create a little job security and made a little mess. I'm just guessin'.
ReplyDeleteYou are so blessed to have someone come in and clean! As for the ghost - that same ghost spent a lot of time here, but isn't around nearly as much since I only have one adult child home anymore!
ReplyDeleteWhen you find a way to rid your house, please let me know because he lives here too!!! My guess is he will go back to school when the kids do.
ReplyDeleteBy golly...we have that same ghost at our house. LOL!
ReplyDeleteKelly, thanks for posting such a great comment on my blog. I am definitely going to take your advise. I also want to say that I absolutely love your blog title. I am having a day at work, and it made me laugh out loud. I will check you out fully tonight.
ReplyDeletethanks for visiting my blog!!! u were new so i headed over here to scout and u are a rad lady. worthy of being followed. go u.
ReplyDeleteomg i didnt realize u were chirstian. ummmm..... im really really crass and i dont want to offend you but i think i might. im just warning u now. so if ur the scary preachy kind, dont damn me to hell. if ur the cool ones that actually accept people for their flaws, they hey baby!!! ive got enuff flaws to spare!
ReplyDeleteToo funny.
ReplyDeleteAnd how BLESSED you are to have such a great attitude and offer such levity to the situation...HA HA...ok...well....I think my house has been invaded by the "He did it and She did it"
Ghost.
I was kinda of thinking that I might not be the only one who has the not me ghost... oh geez.. and Awesome Sara - you have a great blog and I enjoyed it - never any judgment hear - and I promise I am not scary either! and I have more flaws than you! believe it...
ReplyDeletewow, I think that Ghost travels because we had one here! I mean how many messy ghosts can there be?
ReplyDeleteOkay, it's a little hard for me to have sympathy for you and your ghost situation, knowing that you have a HOUSEKEEPER! Insane with jealousy over here...
ReplyDeleteThere are three "not-me" ghosts in my house. A 3 yr old, 5 yr old and forty-something year old :-)
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